Archive for 七月, 2007

ezy to call

七月 16, 2007

can i have the phone card ’ezy to call’ please?

sure! let me see……(searching from the huge collection of phone cards)……yeah…….oh well…….ezy to call……..where’s it?……just spare me one sec……(some minutes later)…….oh yeah, got it! there you go, sir.

easy to call, but difficult to find, isn’t it?!

smoke quitting

七月 7, 2007

a packet of winfield light blue 20s, please.

i thought u said u’re quitting.

oh yeah, tryin. so i take light blue instead of blue. (!)

three donkeys

七月 1, 2007

(a handsome gay guy bought some scratchies, and after the transaction…)

xie xie! (in strong Oz accent)

that’s the only Chinese you know, right?

yeah….i tried to learn my name in Chinese, but i can’t remember…

what’s your name?

william.

that’s ‘wei lian’ in Chinese then.

‘wei lian’? what’s that mean?

it means nothing, just similar pronounciation.

well, i thought there’s some meaning, like ‘three donkeys’ or sth….